Sit Down And Listen

Are you worthless as a human being? Than I have just the thing for you! The AMAZING Pocket Chair!!! For $15 (plus shipping and handling) you can get two compact chairs with carrying cases!!! Are you kidding me?! Is there really a market for this? I am about to take a trip to Rant City and if you don’t want to be apart of the road trip maybe you should close your eyes for a second.


“Tired of standing around?”…. Then sit down. Can you not use your legs properly? Do you have a difficult time putting one foot in front of another? Do you get out of breath just standing in place? Then this chair probably can’t hold your weight.

I mean I know I have had trouble carrying a dozen folding chairs before but that’s when I realize I only have to carry one for me to sit in and be comfortable. How will I survive if I need more than one chair!!??? Oh wait I have two arms.

Take it to the park or the beach! You know because no one wants to be in the sand on the beach. Why the hell would you want to get all sandy when you are on the beach? The pocket chair is truly “A LIFE SAVER"! I had a distant cousin who almost died from not having a place to sit. Wait… what about the ground. Fail.

Who needs to stand in line ever again?! Certainly not the lazy bastard who was clever enough to spend fifteen bucks on a piece of metal they can sit on that fits in their back pocket. Let’s face it if you are struggling to stand while waiting in line you probably need a fire department to get out of your house.

My rant is over. You can open your eyes now. This chair does have practical applications but they did a crappy job showing them. This is a chair that should be marketed toward the camping and hunting market. Suck.