Name The Pr0n

I AM ANGRY AND I WILL REBUTTLE!!! WAH WAH WAH!!! OK, so I am crap at doing an Amy impression, but I figured if she was going to whine about my masterpiece last week, I might as well come back at her this week. But then I got bored. I know that you're sitting there wondering, “WHAT DID YOU DO NEXT!?!?!?!” I did what a majority of guys do; I thought about porn. Then it hit me. No! Not porn, but a question! What band names could double as porn titles? Well, my friends, let me answer that for you.

I sat there for about 30 seconds and realized that I'm a lot better at this game than I thought, and I really didn’t know when I should cap this list. It became decision time, and here is how it's going to go down. GET IT??? I GOT JOKES! I'm going to give you my exact thought process, which starts with the band name, then a brief description of the film. It's going to be OK. I would hold your hand through it, but on second thought, let's just get to the list:

The Strokes: A group of painters take on the task of painting a local sorority house and have to deal with giving the girls a hand.

Stroke 9: Not to be confused with The Strokes, Stroke 9 is the ninth film in a series following a rowing crew as they race around the world and experience a variety of local customs.

Barenaked Ladies: Max and Rick are inventors/business partners who have discovered the key to seeing through women’s clothing, but they will only sell their product to other guys.

The Temptations: Life would be easy if it weren’t for the temptations! These lustful LADIES are out for two things: sex and your soul!!!

The Beach Boys: Three young guys on a trip to Hawaii have their plane crash and end up stranded on an island of savage women who have never seen a man before.

Train: No Comment.

Alice In Chains: Alice chases an attractive, white-haired man into the local bar but ends up blacking out and waking up in chains. She has to escape and decides to seduce her captors. Will she ever reach freedom?!

Dixie Chicks: A fish out of water story where Southern girls visit New York looking to strike it big with their Southern charm. The girls go North and the guys go… you get the idea.

Supersuckers: I got nothing. Maybe a movie about fish?

Sex Pistols: Watch out for this group of female spies. They have no problem playing both sides in order to get what they want.

I could totally keep going, but I think you get the idea. HEY HOLLYWOOD… or Pornoland? You are missing out!