Milk, Eggs and Fabric Softener

You know you're old when you're watching Home Alone for the millionth time with a group of similarly-old friends, and all any of you can remark on is the irresponsibility of all the characters' actions.

You also know you're old when Home Alone came out twenty years ago. Dear god.

Check out the Home Alone Lunchtime Quiz Mental Floss did a couple weeks back to feel smart.