Flapjack!

So last night I saw Tron: Legacy with some friends. We went into the theater early and waited patiently for the trailers (which were disappointing). We had been talking, like people do, and messing around with our 3D glasses. At some point, my friend Megan turned to me, and did something. What did she do? She unknowingly sparked a revolution. The movie was okay, but a game was invented that we believe will change the world.

The name of the game is Flapjack.

We have big plans for Flapjack; we believe it will take over the nation. That it will be the Next Big Thing. We envision TV shows, movies, videogames, sports league, special edition Trivial Pursuit games.... all based on Flapjack.

So... how do you play? Simple. All it requires is a finger (preferably index) and another person. You orient yourself so that your finger is within distance of your friend's lips. When the moment is right, you reach out, and you strum your finger over their lips (a la Three Stooges or Looney Toons). This all works best if they have just finished talking or are just about to talk. And that's the Flapjack. Your friend has been Flapjacked, or FJ'd, if you will. Colloquially, it is acceptable to say you have given someone an FJ. An additional rule I'd like to add is that you yell "Flapjack!" once the Flapjack has been accomplished.

This game will change the world. Try it today! Flapjack your friends! Flapjack your family! Flapjack your pets!!