You Know What I Don't Get?

Mikey: Mattie! You know what I don't get? People who watch baseball and won't watch soccer. Baseball is so boring and I can say that because I love baseball. Why else do you do the wave every time you go to a baseball game? Here is a hint PEOPLE ARE BORED.

Mattie: I am in total agreement. Amuuurikans always say soccer is boring, but fucking love baseball.
OH HELLO KETTLE, I AM THE POT. FOUR CHILI DOGS AND A DIET COKE PLEASE.

Mikey: Soccer is more physical than baseball. Oh and let us not forget that it is a sport that is popular around the entire world. Sure there are often more runs in baseball then there are goals in soccer but maybe that is because in soccer they actually have to work for their points. I feel like a jackass even calling it soccer. It clearly should be called football being that oh 95% of the game is played with ::GASP:: feet.

Mattie: And not only is soccer more physical, but it's also -- imagine this! -- a lot more active. Soccer players are almost always on the move, and the game is pretty fast-paced. So how in the world is it boring? Especially when compared to baseball..... Baseball is nothing but stops and starts; all the amazing plays are (typically) limited to just a few seconds. And then it's over. And then the next batter is up. Whereas in soccer there's a constant back and forth.

Mikey: I am just trying to figure out what is worse the fact people won't give soccer a chance now or way down the line, when the US is a top five team, the inevitable people jumping on the soccer bandwagon all of a sudden?

Mattie: Honestly, the bandwagoners don't really bother me unless they try to play it off they've always been a fan. Those who won't give it a chance? Eff them.

Mikey: Eff them indeed. Maybe we just penalty kick them in the nuts. Yeah I said it.

Mattie: Or perhaps they each get a headbutt from Zidane.... Well, I think it's pretty much decided. Baseball fans who pass on soccer are silly people with malformed opinions.