TT.TKO: The Last One

Yeah... so... this is awkward. Mattie and I are closing our doors. Well closing these doors at least. We aren't done with our projects and we hope that you guys will keep checking up on us over the next month or two because there will be changes and we will make sure that you all know about them.

I can't say much but we promise that bigger and better things are coming.

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Dog Parkour

So... um.... has anyone ever seen a dog do parkour?

You have now.




EDIT:

Well, that video was taken down due to copyright issues, so here's a picture of Mikey doing hardcore parkour




and here's a video of foxes on a trampoline

flax seeds

i love flax seeds.

they are so crunchy in a not-nutty way. i added some to my peanut butter and jelly sandwich this afternoon for lunch and it was amazing. crunchy in a fun way.

let me tell you about dem der seeds.

they are really high in fiber and omega-3 fatty acids...you know, that stuff thats in fish and whatever. they help lower cholesterol levels and help you digest sugars properly (which helps reduce your risk of diabetes). they also may have some prostate-cancer-fighting properties too!

hooray! flax!!

Mikey's birthday

As the title suggests, today is Mikey's birthday.

Somehow I have lost some photos of the two of us, but here's a brief history of our friendship:

















Happy birthday, buddy. These are on me

Mad Man

I have been getting my share of Mad Men lately since I discovered it was on Netflix's instant stream. Since I started watching I knew that there was going to be a blog post about it. Up until this morning I was convinced there would be a blog about my love/hate relationship with Donald Draper. Just when I start liking him he gives me so many reasons to hate him.

I have been on a crash course of Mad Men episodes lately. Which means that I have been suppressing the urge to drink heavily all day long, wear skinny ties and be an extreme male chauvinist. One urge that I haven't been able to keep quiet is the need to brainstorm and conceptualize advertising ideas.

I typically fall asleep with my television on. Most of you already know that. HIYO!!! I kid. I was sprawled out on my bed balancing on that tightrope of dream and awake while the word "protection" was spoken on a rerun of sports center. Then Don Draper took over. I'm in a pitch meeting where my lackeys are talking to me about a new company called Trojan that sells prophylactics... I then came up with this ad for LifeStyles Condoms.

Yea So 200 Is Go

San Diego Comic Con just happened so it got me thinking about cosplay ideas. Cosplay is short for costume play and if you got this far without knowing what Comic Con is then I am not really sure why we are even friends. The first question I get from people who are new to the idea of a comic convention is "are those the things where everyone dresses up" and then I have to explain that most people don't dress up. I give mad props to those who do and do it well.


In the past my idea was always to dress as Dr. Horrible. If you don't know what Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog is then just GTFO. There has just been one problem that has come up. It was clear to me that I need to keep the beard so Dr. Horrible is out. I am not going to be some lame pirate.

Right now this the only idea I got:

Matt would be the one in the red. Joking of course, he doesn't have a tool box.

Oh yeah BTW we got 200 blogs up. Party.

The Beards Have It

Well, the votes are in. Thanks to everyone that voted, Mikey must maintain his beard! And the world is better for it.

But now he must begin his true training...



Unfortunately we missed this year's competition, but at least Mikey now has plenty of time to gain his full beard power. I've been trying to find where next year's competition will be held, but it doesn't look like it's been announced yet...

Personally, I think Mikey would look great with a garibaldi

Thoughts?

To Beard Or Not To Beard?

Over the past four months I have been sporting a beard. I may have spent a month growing it but hey its here now and its pretty rockin'. Since the beard has made it's appearance I have gotten plenty of "you look older" and "I like it" but I have also gotten some awkward smirks and some flat out "I don't like it".

To be honest, I grew it out just to see if I could. To my amazement, I can. It is different but not uncomfortable. I know it is the summer but it hasn't made 1,000 times hotter like I have been told it would. That is temperature wise, ah thank you.

It is time to get the true opinion of people. Vote anonymously and let me know which you prefer. You won't hurt my feelings. I appreciate the honesty. Will anything come of the results? Possibly. Maybe I shave the day voting closes. Maybe I don't.

Lastly, Wednesday is usually the day we post the podcast but apparently this week Mattie, Virginia and I decided to have standards and scrapped the podcast as a form of quality control. I figured I would repost an old video. One of our firsts. Watch or just listen. Just remember VOTE!

TT.TKO: Americuh

Awww Yeah. One word...

AMERICUH

Makes my pants tighter just saying it.

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Where have I been??

That's a good question.

Well, as our readers probably know, Virginia and I got married in early June (thanks Mikey!), and about a week after that I drove up to North Carolina to teach at a summer program. I want to apologize for being so delinquent on the blog.

To make up for it, I have two amazing videos for you:





My hope is to post a little something each Monday -- in all likelihood it'll be videos I encounter through the week.... So..... I hope you like watching things!

Mikey's MLB Update

A big shout out to, friend of the site, Karen for sending me the above flow chart. I went through it and apparently I end up a St. Louis Cardinals fan. Weird.

In early April I made some predictions regarding the upcoming MLB season. I figured I would check in and see how I am holding up.

Actual Ranking (My preseason ranking)
AL Central:
1. Cleveland Indians (5)
2. Detroit Tigers (2)
3. Chicago White Sox (3)
4. Minnesota Twins (1)
5. Kansas City Royals (4)

Minnesota has been a disappointment so far this season and the Indians have over achieved. Cleveland is a young team that WILL NOT hold on to the division, over the last month every other team in their division has gained ground on them. Minnesota can make a run and have won 8 out of their last 10 to start closing the gap.

AL West:
1. Texas Rangers (1)
2. Seattle Mariners (4)
3. LA Angels (3)
4. Oakland A’s (2)

Seattle is actually surprising a lot of people by taking a hold of second place. Texas has a great hitting team still and if that offense can stay healthy I still believe they should hold on strong to the top spot. From top to bottom this is the closest division in baseball with only 6 games separating first from last.

AL East:
1. Boston Red Sox (1)
2. New York Yankees (2)
3. Tampa Bay Rays (3)
4. Toronto Blue Jays (4)
5. Baltimore Orioles (5)

Score one for Mikey! Boston gave me a scare at the beginning of the season but have been on fire ever since. The Yankees aren't going away anytime soon and should keep challenging for the division championship.

NL Central:
1. St. Louis Cardinals (3)
1. Milwaukee Brewers (2)
3. Cincinnati Reds (1)
4. Pittsburgh Pirates (6)
5. Chicago Cubs (4)
6. Houston Astros (5)

The top threefour are separating themselves from the pack. The top four teams are only 3 games apart and I am not quite sure how. The Pirates have held on strong so far but when your owners are out to make profit and not championships you can’t keep winning. I'd like to be wrong though.

NL West:
1. Arizona Diamondbacks (5)
2. San Francisco Giants (2)
3. Colorado Rockies (1)
4. LA Dodgers (4)
5. San Diego Padres (3)

I don’t really know where the Diamondbacks came from. They have been holding there own in a decent division. The Padres pitching hasn’t been there, the Dodgers are in limbo and the Rockies are just sitting at .500. I still think the Rockies make a run at the top 2 with ease but I still don't know what to make of these Diamondbacks.

NL East:
1. Philadelphia Phillies (1)
2. Atlanta Braves (1)
3. Washington Nationals (4)
4. New York Mets (5)
5. Florida Marlins (3)

The Phillies have the best record in baseball. The have the largest gap between first and second place (4 games, every other division is at most a 1 game difference). The Braves are the number two team in the NL. These two will be fighting for the division and probably the league. Florida was a strong team… until they lost 20 of 22 so far in June. One of the biggest collapses I have ever seen in sports.

Overall I am not mad at it. The top two in both East divisions are showing their strengths. I still have Red Sox vs Braves in my final.

TT.TKO: Toys I Want(ed)

Who doesn't remember running down stairs on Christmas morning and ripping open your gifts and thinking "where the hell is my red rider bebe gun...?" This a podcast for all the toys we wanted but never got. Most for good reason.

LET ME BE CLEAR... MATTIE AND I BOTH HAD AN AWESOME CHILDHOOD.

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Jazz Hands

I have little interest in the Tonys.

Sure, I like theater. Even musical theater. I saw Billy Elliott when I was in New York in January. I'm a big Avenue Q fan. I'm even a fan of award shows in general (particularly the Emmys for obvious reasons). But the Tonys? I can pass on those.

Unless I hear a "...with your host, Neil Patrick Harris!"

Well, okay, I still didn't watch the Tonys this past Sunday night. I had better things to do, like go to sleep early since I'd been up since 6 a.m. But I digress. I did manage to see a few clips of NPH's hosting duties (the only part of the show I really cared about-- I haven't seen The Book of Mormon, so what do I care that they won everything?) and this was my particular favorite:



My new favorite rap star? Maybe not, but that's some impressive work, considering that whole thing was written and learned during the live broadcast.

Oh, NPH. What can't you do?

Millionaire Marketing

It has been pretty clear that Hollywood has been tapping into my childhood for the last ten years to try and make money movies. I think it is about time that we applied this money making scheme to more things. Clearly there is a market for the whole retro thing. You see t-shirts inspired by things from our childhood all over the place. I am guilty of owning a couple myself.

When I was a kid nothing got me more pumped up than getting the toy in my cereal. Pouring myself a sweet bowl of those fruity pebbles and bam! What foreign object has found its way into my mountain of pebbles? NO WAY A SPOON THAT CHANGES COLORS DEPENDING ON THE TEMPERATURE!!!! I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE!!!

I can see you sitting there asking "BUT MIKEY! Why would that be any different from what they did before!?!" and you're right they totally shouldn't repeat the same formula as before. What they need to do is make the toys collectibles! Hire the guys at Tokyo Plastic to make some sweet looking figures and throw one in each of your family size cereal boxes. Be sure to make like two of them very rare so people start fighting over these things. You know what... this idea is too good for cereal but what kind of company would be worthy of such an awesome idea?

Beer? Condoms? Shoes.... ugh. Either way you are welcome world for the best marketing idea in a long time.

TT.TKO: Matt And Virginia Get Married

Oh yeah love!!! Mattie gets quizzed on his lovely bride. HE FAILS! FAILS SOOOOO HARD!!!

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That Guy

According to Vulture, James Franco is collaborating with a performance artist named Kalup Linzy to put out an album. Of music. Apparently they already have a song out but I sure didn't know about it. Vulture refers to him as "human Swiss army knife James Franco," and they're not kidding. This newfound music-making is just a drop in the bucket of stuff James Franco has done in the past few years.

Stuff James Franco Has Done Recently

• Acted in movies ranging from 127 Hours (good) to Spiderman 3 (so bad they said "Screw it, let's start over.")
  
• Obtained permission to take up to 62 credit hours of classes at UCLA (as compared with the limit for mere mortals: 19)
  
• Invented a machine that controls the weather
  
• Attended four post-graduate schools at once (Columbia, NYU, Brooklyn College and Warren Wilson College in North Carolina)
  
• Received awards for his humanitarian work
  
• Sparkled when exposed to direct sunlight
  
• Hosted the Academy Awards
  
• Played a character named Franco on General Hospital
  
• Brought people back from the dead
  
• Looked damn fine
  
• Hosted SNL

What have you done lately? What have I? Either we need to get busy or we need to take Franco out, 'cause he's making us all look bad.

Mawwiage Is What Brings Us Together Today

Congratulations to Mattie and Virginia, who got married today! (To each other, no less!) A TT.TKO wedding. Hope the logo was printed on the cake. And if not, you can always peruse Cake Wrecks and pretend.

The Good Fight

The current US Attorney General, Eric Holder, has had just about enough. His favorite show is no longer on the air, you see, and he can't abide a world without The Wire. Well, rather, he thinks the show had a great anti-drug message and he'd like to see more of it. So of course he's implored the creators to keep creating-- "I want another season or I want a movie. I have a lot of power, Mr. Burns and Mr. Simon," he said.

Well, shit. Is it that easy? Just enlist someone in a position of power to bring back from the dead your erstwhile favorite television show? Could a Supreme Court Justice court Mitch Hurtwitz to hurry up with that Arrested Development movie already? Could Bono get me another season of Veronica Mars? Could Nathan Fillion champion bringing back Firefly? (Oh, wait.)

I'm not holding my breath. There doesn't seem to be much hope of getting great shows back on the air when we can't get terrible ones off it, like this man who threatened to blow up his local TV station if they didn't cool it with the incessant reruns of Two And A Half Men. I hear ya, buddy, but your brand of crazy doesn't help the cause.

Alas, we'll probably just have to accept that The Wire's dead and gone, the Arrested Development movie may never happen and Nathan's never, ever going to buy the rights to Firefly. But I have hope that one day we'll live in a nation where Two And A Half Men only airs once each weekday instead of 'round the clock.

Hey, a girl can dream.

TT.TKO: The Last

The last...
Psh Not the last podcast ever just one where we discuss our lasts.

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Matt: I'm a big dumb idiot who forgot to pack my red hoodie.... So you can all blame me for the lack of a Last Outfit Photo. If this doesn't make sense to you, go listen to the episode!

A Case Of The Mornings

I have the hardest time waking up in the morning.

Like, seriously. I could go to sleep at three; I could get in bed before 10:30-- it doesn't matter. If I'm in a bed and it's light out and that alarm clock's blaring, I'm dreaming up ways to snooze just a few more minutes.

This doesn't serve me in my short-term goals-- you know, wake up in the morning, shower, get to work moderately on time. Life's harder for people like me.

So you'd think when I saw this alarm clock, my interest would be piqued. Well, it's not. Are you kidding me? Shred my money, what little of it I have, just because I need a few (or quite a few) more minutes of shut-eye? No, thank you.

If I haven't bought into the alarm clocks that fly across the room so you have to sleepily retrieve them, or the ones that require a puzzle be put together before they'll shut the hell up, I don't think I'm going to be inserting any crisp hundies into that wretched contraption.

What's five more minutes, anyway? Zzz...