Something Old, Something New

Remember in school, when your teacher was too overwhelmed with paper-grading (or too busy penning her epic fantasy romance novel, or too hungover, or whatever) and you got to watch movies all day? Whether it was your first or thirty-first viewing of The Land Before Time II, it was like Christmas came early.

I hope the same applies here, because I'm too busy penning my epic fantasy romance novel (PSYCH!) to lovingly craft a real post. Movie time!

First, the something new: "Meltdown," starring the food in your fridge (and David Cross's dulcet tones).

MELTDOWN from Dave Green on Vimeo.

Next, the something old-- or at least, old enough that you may have already seen it. "Marcel the Shell with Shoes On," aka the cutest thing you'll see in at least the next twenty or thirty minutes (unless you're reading this from a room full of puppies, in which case, what's wrong with you? Put down your iPad and go play with the puppies!).



Since I'm clearly hooked on stop-motion and similar today, how about this MTV Brazil promo for something borrowed? Via Nerdist via Des Moines Egotist via Neatorama.



And I don't have a something blue, but I do have the latest webisode from "The Office": Subtle Sexuality's video for "The Girl Next Door." Not only do I love the word "webisode," but I think my life's dream is to be in a girlband with Kelly Kapoor and Erin Hannon.



This movie day was brought to you by all the other shit I have to do. Hope you brought your popcorn!