In between some holiday people celebrate known as “Christmas” and the countdown to the end of the world celebration known as the “New Year” some depressing news in the geek/nerd world surfaced. Natalie Portman is not only engaged but also pregnant. Natalie has been the number one lady on my "celebrities I am allowed to sleep with" list for about the last ten years so this news was a little rough for me. If you are hearing it here first let me be the first to offer you my condolences.
Let’s start with the fiancé, Benjamin Millepied. The last name makes it sound like he will have as many legs as pi has numbers. I am not one who can really take shots at last names so let us move on. Really the geeks of the world didn’t stand a chance going head to head with a French ballerina. Yea, we lost to a French ballerina. If you really think about it there is no shame in losing to a well traveled, physically fit, limber French man in a battle for a lovely lady. Damn.
Natalie must have known the time was coming so she decided to give us a sending off by being in a movie where she makes out with Mila Kunis. When I heard the news about the scene in Black Swan I figured I would be the first one in line being that both are on my list of five. Then I heard the movie was about ballet. Like all elitist, stubborn, American males, I am deathly allergic to ballet. Maybe I will just Netflix it one drunken night.
I will have to consider dropping Natalie Portman a few pegs. Hmmm, I did hear Scarlett Johansson is single. In all seriousness, I wish Natalie and the Millepied a healthy two-legged child and a swift painless divorce!
In between some holiday people celebrate known as “Christmas” and the countdown to the end of the world celebration known as the “New Year” some depressing news in the geek/nerd world surfaced. Natalie Portman is not only engaged but also pregnant. Natalie has been the number one lady on my "celebrities I am allowed to sleep with" list for about the last ten years so this news was a little rough for me. If you are hearing it here first let me be the first to offer you my condolences. 
Let’s start with the fiancé, Benjamin Millepied. The last name makes it sound like he will have as many legs as pi has numbers. I am not one who can really take shots at last names so let us move on. Really the geeks of the world didn’t stand a chance going head to head with a French ballerina. Yea, we lost to a French ballerina. If you really think about it there is no shame in losing to a well traveled, physically fit, limber French man in a battle for a lovely lady. Damn.
Natalie must have known the time was coming so she decided to give us a sending off by being in a movie where she makes out with Mila Kunis. When I heard the news about the scene in Black Swan I figured I would be the first one in line being that both are on my list of five. Then I heard the movie was about ballet. Like all elitist, stubborn, American males, I am deathly allergic to ballet. Maybe I will just Netflix it one drunken night.
I will have to consider dropping Natalie Portman a few pegs. Hmmm, I did hear Scarlett Johansson is single. In all seriousness, I wish Natalie and the Millepied a healthy two-legged child and a swift painless divorce!
I am so sad =C
ReplyDeleteBut you make a good point: Johansson is single...